You had me at assless daisy dukes.

Sinner.

Yeah, some men just can’t pull off facial hair very well. I’m one of them. It definitely sucks during the month of Beardvember.

It looks like a reverse priest outfit.

As the distinguished Dr. Jones once said, “Fly, yes. Land? No.”

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In this case, Uber executives believe the company’s system was tuned so that it reacted less to such objects. But the tuning went too far, and the car didn’t react fast enough, one of these people said.

Copy 👏 and 👏 paste 👏 it 👏 Clay.

How dare you not include a link.

Beastie?

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That’s only two fill-ups per month (18-gal tank).

Hey Martin. Watch out for your kornhole, bud.

No I will not send you nude pics of myself.

Ha! That’s a pretty good explanation actually.

I hate it. It makes me want to kick a puppy.

Ok, so he paid four-hundred-thousand bucks for a neon sign. And it has something to do with blockchains and Lamborghinis. And it’s yellow...

That’s never happened to me in 10 years of owning a robo-vac, because I always do a quick walk thru before pressing the start button and I have a good doggo. But it did happen to my sister about a month ago. The horror, my God, the horror.

It’s complicated! But it still beats vacuuming.