I would be interested in watching that movie. Email it to Justin.

Hell yeah. Next up on Jalopnik Movie Club.

Why so much fighting? All the time fighting. Can’t we just have a relaxing leisurely drive for once where nobody fights?

If it was a Lamborghini Diablo, it would have burst into flames when the Pope touched it. Of course, odds are pretty good that it would have burst into flames anyway.

For godsake just wear a head-pillow-sock-thing like a dignified adult.

That’s not a typo, Alanis. They know what they have.

Here I am
Rocked you like a Huracan

Sounds about right! You’d live off of interest alone and have a nice inheritance to pass to your children

Well ok. But only because you said please.

Even my riding lawn mower has a seat sensor.

It’s always beer o’clock somewhere in the world.

I think you’re over-simplifying this somewhat. I consider myself to be a secure person, I generally don’t care what others think of me. But the thing is...I still have to deal with the consequences of what they think of me and sometimes it’s just not worth the continued aggravation that goes along with it.

That’s radialist!

Step 3: Splat! Too many steps!

It’s not a problem, it’s a feature. Turn off your ad blocker and you’ll see it works normally.

Yeah could be. I’m sure there are lots of other examples like CEO, pro athlete, etc. I didn’t mean to imply that it is impossible for an employee to make that much, just that it is uncommon and more likely to be pulled off by a self-employed business owner.

She didn’t even put the equipment back. God I hate those people!

...what do these people actually DO that is worth so much?