“I said I wanted concours paint, not contours!”

Governor Snyder added, “You can believe in me. Trusssst in meeee.”

So we meet again, my old nemesis.

I’ve never even heard of Sorcerer, which is odd since it looks like an extremely good film.

Because its power-train is full of spiders, and it has garlic in the console.

I wouldn’t touch that with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

According to legend, if you look into a mirror and chant the words “Dodge Caravan” four times, Lee Iacocca will appear behind you and kill you with his hook.

He’s great on The Big Bang Theory too.

But once a fire starts you should definitely sashay yourself past the blaze for sweet social media pics.

Cadillac just needs another product placement movie deal like in The Matrix.

So are you saying they’re definitely not going to be building a 2-door? I realize this image below is just a photoshop, but still. That thing looks so cool.

I think the 2-door version looks way better.

Later that night, David is confronted by his beloved Jeep...

Needs moar minigun.

What’s he passing? Is that a Borg cube?!?

Obviously that’s the intention. The part that I disagree with is that $500 per month is anywhere near enough money to accomplish that.

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My father was slaughtered by a 15-fingered man.