“They finally really did it. You Maniacs! You built a car with more vents than a Saleen S7! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!”

I’m with you there. Unfortunately that means they can’t shovel advertisements into your eyeballs. No sir, that clean, elegant, and tasteful design simply won’t do.

But feel free to write about it online.

You’ll know when you wake up. Let’s just keep it a surprise for now.

Can’t sleep, clown will eat me. Can’t sleep, clown will eat me.

...a boring movie starring a boring guy!

Yep, when I see a Bentley or Rolls-Royce I know I’m looking at something special. Even without knowing anything about luxury cars, it’s obvious. The Maybach, on the other hand, is a Mercedes with a weird badge on the c-pillar. It’s a very luxurious but forgettable car.

Drone? I thought it was a hood ornament!

We do. Kinda.

Pretty much. Late-model Range Rover owners couldn’t care less about this off-road comparison.

International expedition guide Magnus Eriksson broke it down for me when I was working for him in the land down under: “You wanna go bush, you get a ’Cruisah. Can’t afford that, you get a Patrol. Can’t afford that, you get a Pajero.”

Well if I told you, it wouldn’t be a secret anymore, now would it?

We should play a game of “would you rather”.

A three-cylinder XC40 with a manual six-speed!

The 3-Eleven 430 does, unsurprisingly, stretch the definition of “new car.”

The Volkswagen I.D. Vizzion Concept Dumps The Steering Wheel Entirely

.@FOXSports says that its TETHERED drone it debuted at yesterday’s #Daytona500 was knocked out of the sky at one point during the race by a flying piece of debris from one of the wrecks.

The same height as Lance, I’m betting.