You should do a write up on that Rover (if you haven’t already). I love those vehicles but they scare the heck out of me for maintenance and repair costs.

The only thing worse than hearing that “new tires will cost you $50,000" is “your previous car is now valued 10x higher than you sold it for”.

Edit: Nevermind.

Choo-choose your words better next time.

I doubt the bed will have exposed carbon fiber. I’m guessing this will be a sandwich composite with an outside armor-layer that is made from a more impact-resistant material.

“Trump is the father.”

They’re good dog rescuers, Brent.

I assumed it was a haunted plane like that hotel from The Shining.

I was about to say that’s a RadWouldn’t, but nah, I totally would. Cool car.

I can’t wait to wreck these things with my phased plasma rifle (in the 40 watt range).

How dare you.

Fender blender.

For that run I would most definitely need me some Guinness.

Watch out for your tail pipe, bud.

Think I can I get this one by Christmas?

“Here’s your sign.”

I didn’t mention Millennials. People (of whatever age) who video a live concert on their smartphone absolutely ruin the experience. Put down the phone and experience stuff with your own senses in real time. Or don’t. But don’t be the asshole who makes the experience worse for others around you.

Is the Viper innocent? We don’t know that for sure. I bet you anything it was whispering, “doooo it”.