It’s not just car culture. Have you been to a concert lately?

Nude pics of your mom. I don’t want them to get out.

This was in Houston, which likely means this Viper survived being flooded in Hurricane Harvey only to be killed by a curb at Cars and Coffee 3 and a half months later.

Traction control is the mongoose to the Viper. Or the Viper to the mongoose. Either way it’s bad. I don’t know animals.

I bet he doesn’t even moose-call her the next day.

It’s like some kind of edgy reverse watermelon.

I couldn’t get it to work. It asked me to enter my salary...then abruptly redirected me to chrysler.com.

Great! I love Australia!

Who is this?

Video footage of citizen’s arrest:

Backlick for a dollar? That’s a good deal.

“Best” security is subjective. For example, if your PIN gets stolen you can just change it. If your fingerprint gets stolen on the other hand (yes, pun intended), what do you do - change your fingerprints? Also, I believe you can still be forced by the police to unlock your phone with your biometric key but [by law]…

You’re a hoot.

Except paint is probably illegal and then they’d all get sent to the Canadian Gulag as punishment.

At least it’s pointed in the right direction, I guess.

I went from 120 hp to 400 hp. You’ll be fine. Just take your time and learn the car.

You mean porn, don’t you? It’s okay, we’re all thinking it.

I feel bad for it. And that’s why we’ll lose.

I can never not star this song. Yah! *cracks whip*