Why’d you turn!?

Canada.

Right, I mean Tempe can’t even build pyramids correctly.

I’ll say, it wipes itself!

the description says it doesn’t contain moving parts, meaning nothing on this model actually works like a real engine.

Tarquanian? Looks more Toydarian if you ask me.

So you’re saying that I should definitely go ahead and buy that yellow FJ40 on craigslist? Thanks Kristen!

What a bunch of babies. It’s not like they’re putting a loopty loop on the track.

Herbie?

Uh oh! Time to circle the wagon!

I agree with what you just wrote. But it’s not always that simple - life has a way of throwing us curve balls. Rich people can suddenly become poor. Healthy people, suddenly sick. Being financially responsible is always sound advice, but sometimes shit happens anyway.

Meanwhile, IIHS’s “lifted-bro-truck” crash test is still AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME!!

I was (incorrectly) referring to the Ferrari Daytona, not the far cooler Shelby Daytona of which they made 7 in total.

I’m so sorry. It sounds like you did everything that you could reasonably do in your situation, given the circumstances. Still, that had to be heartbreaking.

Scratch Daytona. It’s a 400 or 412.

Daytona, 308, C1 Corvette, Testarossa, Esprit, and I *think* another 308 on the lift in back but I’m not sure. No clue what’s hiding behind the white door.

Exactly, unless they’re talking about VW, in which case they’re probably referring to a cell block.

Aww, don’t listen to ‘em, Sergio. Your cars stack up fine. Just fine.

Disturbing?

I know. But *mine* will be reliable. It could happen.