Crazy that these are down in the $30k’s used. Mmmm. So tempting.

This is what Consumer Reports refers to as blind testing.

Right, I mean wouldn’t the cars always win?

Car vs. America

Do you want your cat to hate you? Because this is how you get your cat to hate you.

Do you want your cat to hate you? Because this is how you get your cat to hate you.

Yeah well I would carry a spare but somebody won’t share. I’m looking at you Dave, you greedy fuckface.

Well Dorothy, that’s what the oil can is for.

Without knowing much (ok anything) about the JT, I would guess it comes down to one thing — style.

Yeah I guess my joke could use a little salt.

It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity.

I just learned this was caused by oxygen and moisture! Imagine what our lungs must look like!

If they’re each less than 9-ft in length (according to Google), you should be able to fit 2 of them length-wise in an 18-ft deep garage.

Like, is there nobody at the wheel?? C’mon guys!

Nah, this is more like Soul-searching.

What does a cosmetics company have to do with a sports car?

Between that and the “pickaninny cartoon” I had to double-check what century I was in.

Today, they still are only halfway to funding the $600,000 project.

Someone should tell that to Jesse.

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Yes, feed. Feed my pretties.