Or “Deep In The Heart of Texas”.

Hello there.

Alanis mentions a tree getting hit but not the Chrysler. Shade?

I wasn’t exactly sure to be honest. Justin doesn’t even refer to the person as a he or a she.

I’ll take your word on that. You seem trustworthy.

Uh. I saw Ghost. This dude is clearly being pushed by Patrick Swayze’s departed spirit.

You’re just being paranoid, man.

Crown Royal would explain a lot actually.

Wow, that carrier takes the USPS creed to a new level.

Most people underestimate just how quickly a firestorm can travel. This video is in normal time, not sped up (see timestamp in lower left corner).

Holden, which started as a saddlery business in 1856

Yeah. That just happened. Suck it, horses.

Ferrari LaFUV

Finally the alcoholic, deadbeat-parent utopian future is within reach!

To freak you out.

But you will have to deal with it schooner or later.