No ship. Sounds like a major oar deal.

I dunno but I heard they dock your paycheck.

That’s exactly what I was referencing. Star Wars nerds like to point out that a parsec is a unit of distance and not time.

Isn’t a zdrowaska a unit of distance and not time?

The hell it won’t. Those saddlebags are practically baby cribs.

Just say the car is “artisanal” and charge 38% more.

“Silent Utility Rover Universal Superstructure”

Someone could use a Dude Brassiere.

I’ll be ready
I’ll be ready
Never you fear
No don’t you fear
I’ll be ready

Range Rover Phelps Edition.

What have things come to when a woman can’t go out in a black leather dress and black leather thigh-high boots without being mistaken for a dominatrix? Maybe she has a skin allergy to cotton or maybe she’s a librarian at a goth book store or maybe there were leather pants with that outfit and they got really really…

Or Bill Clinton.

I killed myself halfway through reading that.

Are these HID bulbs, because I want to make sure I blind as many people as possible on the road.

Are these HID bulbs, because I want to make sure I blind as many people as possible on the road.

I want to learn more about the process that GM utilizes to turn a beautiful design concept into utter production blah. It’s fascinating.

The images of the overall car, though, are much more excitingly weird, like a Miata crossed with a mid-’50s Corvette.

We truly are living in the golden age of “one man’s trash is another man’s treasure”.

From a sports-centric perspective, there is no point without human racers. It’s just not that interesting. Worse yet, it’s just another sad reminder that people are becoming obsolete and a machine can do everything better, faster, cheaper. Fuck you Siri, I know I should bring an umbrella today you bitch.

Simon would prefer it to be “more like a circus—a super high-technology one.”