Is it magnetic? I assumed it sticks to the bumper like a giant booger.

I’m ok with this.

Username checks out.

“It was good when it ran.”

Hey. How much do your exotic/rare cars cost?

“I Am Odd” — Kristen Lee

Omgosh I know her!

Shut up. You had me at synergies.

Next article:

I hereby dub thee, Trolls Royce.

Debadged it kinda reminds me a little bit of an Audi. The back seems like a Lexus. Maybe a BMW. The lines down there are seamless, classic German design. BMW-Tesla combination?

Today I learned the German Autobahn is meh and German Engineering is a myth. At least German beer is still the best, right? RIGHT?

On the bright side at least the drain still works.

In the potato compartment.

You literally just picked the low hanging fruit.

Diplomatic immunity.

To be honest, that’s not where I expected you to go with this. Then I realized I was on Kotaku and not Jezebel.

Damn so close. I had Wal-Mart, machete, and meth.

And? Flatter cars are more aerodynamic.