I think you found your first investor, Torch. Pounce!

What’s the story on Arcimoto? Vehicle is classified as a motorcycle. Electric. $12k base price. Range 70-130 miles.

Not on your life, my sandy friend.

Wy indeed.

Hyperloop you say? By gum it put Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook on the map!

So that’s what happened to the EM-50 Urban Assault Vehicle. Tragic.

It’s not electric! It’s people! Bollinger is powered by people!

Pfft, what are they gonna do - throw them in race track jail?

Huh. So that’s why they call it “getting keyed up”.

This is a koalaty post.

Stef, I must respectfully disagree. They most certainly could have been prepared-er.

Shit. That was worse than I imagined.

You left out the best part.

I blame our education system.

Right idea. Wrong bus.

Fuck it. I’m going back to using my Yam Phone.

It’s probably that Hawaiian shirt of yours.