Yes, assuming your name is Scott.

Apple is expected to begin taking orders for the phones September 22.

Or the mafia.

Twooo. Dollaarrrs.

This comment is underrated.

Take your victories wherever you can.

Is this Fancy Kristen talking or Regular Kristen? I can’t tell them apart anymore.

Here it is! It has some minor issues that I will totally get fixed first.

A wooden one.

You’re correct of course that Houston has always faced drainage problems. In their defense, however, Harvey was a 1,000-year flood. No city in the world is designed to handle a 1,000-year or even 500-year flood event. It broke the record for rainfall in the continental U.S. at 51.88 inches of rain (Cedar Bayou,…

Yep. One good way to determine if a car has ever been flooded is to turn on the A/C and heater full blast.

He’s probably one of thousands of home owners who have never flooded in that area. Most people had no idea it was going to be this bad. And once they realized the severity of the flooding, it was too late to evacuate at that point.

Fixed that for you.

Awesome! Oh wait, can you drive it to my cousin’s house in Hawaii?

I wonder if he’d take an acoustic guitar, iPhone 4S, and a $20 Applebees gift card on trade?

but it’s unlikely that anyone is still using an iPhone 4

What and miss out on all that sweet Facebook cash?

Also great for home laser eye surgery!

Also great for home laser eye surgery!

I bet they get rented at a high frequency.