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I think that looks kinda okay. Don’t get me wrong, I still wouldn’t buy one. But it’s not bad.

I think at this point most people absolutely realize what will happen to those driving jobs.

Oh but you feel safe with a giant rodent walking around?!

“Yes, Mr. Musk. I understand. I would umm like to revise my statement.”

No.

Holy shit it even has its own derek crane!

You’re a lion.

I think Jaguar has really pulled off the look. It’s natural, and reminiscent of a fish’s gills or something.

Hell, you’re lucky I bothered to read your comment.

Thing is, it’s not just cars. I’ve been looking at interior home design pictures lately (don’t ask) and guess what’s popular? White and shades of grey. Colors are out. Monochrome is in.

What was he gonna do? Paddle his way to New Zealand! Come on, compadre. Come on!

I thought flying cars were the new standard.

No explody fireball, Kristen? Don’t waste my time.

I was totally going to say this exact thing. Now I feel ashamed and emasculated, just like I imagine Hummer owners must feel.

New Orleans’ latest murder victim: My Ears. Also critically wounded in the same incident: My Eyes.

Is that a cross between an octopus and a blue ribbon butternut squash?! Talk about opulence!

So, future classic?

Hyperloop? More like hyperpoop!