That may or may not be true about his family and himself in general, but according to the article he likely wasn’t under the influence of alcohol in this particular case. It says he blew a 0.000 BAC. It appears this was the result of prescription drugs.

Tesla guy agrees.

This is the only correct answer.

* I would never literally murder you, Stef.

Found this. Another piece of the plug, I mean penis, I mean puzzle.

Soooo what the hell is this?

December through May, they only sold 7000 Bolts.

...to be honest, what exactly is it offering at this point that the Chevy Bolt doesn’t also have?

Dammit Mike, can’t you read the sign?

You have to wonder how he knows what marinaded goat asshole tastes like.

Shots fired (not literally, but we are talking about NY subway so...maybe?).

Unfortunately, the public libraries in my area strictly forbid the use of conference rooms for business purposes.

What’s interesting about the Chobani example is that Hamdi gave his employees shares of the company. If only more owners were willing to share in the profits, but that is often perceived as socialist (thus bad).

The raccoons control the means of production!

Yep, it was too expensive and too heavy.

Gotta admit I’m geeking out on this just a bit. It’s fascinating to watch, like that automotive suspension designed by Bose back in 2004.

Whoa. Too soon.