As an armchair evolutionary psychologist, I believe that people who secretly prey on other humans to solo torture/murder for fun are outliers who might kindaaa operate outside some basic biological norms and be exempt from this evo psych BS anyway.

Call me crazy but I think most humans evolved to, you know, not crave…

But in fairness I sure don't see many women mowing the lawn.

Jokes on them, 'cause I can still poop on the ground as usual.

And yet the most prolific FSK are those who were nurses or had other jobs in healthcare

I joined the police force soon after the Millers' shooting spree in Las Vegas and part of our training was "Forget what we used to tell you about spree killers always being male, that was sexist. And it was wicked embarrassing when one of our officers almost got his head blown off because he assumed women couldn't be…

OK yeah, I can buy that. It probably happens.

But I'm still wondering how her jaunty chef's cap worked itself into the scenario.

Also live in Vegas- honestly never noticed them until I started working as a cop and all of a sudden tons of people wanted to take selfies with me. Used to it now but at first it was slightly unnerving to have drunk tourists running towards me at 3am, waving collapsible metal stick things that look an awful lot like…

I ran into a really good friend from high school last time I went to Germany. Small town, not a tourist destination, I drove by him as he was riding a bicycle in the countryside. Slammed on my brakes to see if it was really him and was utterly speechless.

The freakiest part was that he didn't think even it was weird.…

I'd go the complete opposite direction and only eat the oatmeal, the beans + hotdogs, and the fish.

Gonna use everything else to make a solid batch of pruno in my cell.

Muscle relaxant (like Flexeril or Diazepam) is where it's at for IUD insertion! My sister got her IUD a few weeks before me and she took Vicodin for the procedure, it didn't help and she still almost threw up from the pain. Really freaked me out so I told my doctor I was having second thoughts about getting my IUD-…

Which would be worse- finding a grave packed with as many neatly placed bodies as possible, or finding a grave with a few random bones buried alongside a sign that says "Room for plenty more!" ?

Sometimes, late at night, you can still hear the faint ghostly shrieks of "Those pork chops aren't ringing up? That must mean they're frreeeeEEEEeeeee..."

The cause of their deaths, however, is not known at this time.

You'd most likely be arrested for assault and have to argue in front of a judge whether or not you or others were in real imminent danger then prove that your level of force was warranted/reasonably necessary and explain why you had to take matters into your own hands and chose to throw a punch instead of first trying…

Old pic. He turns 21 today, this happened when he was 20 and looked more like this:

If you can't get any antibiotics, just remember to avoid sharks. It's a solid back-up plan.

*dies of a UTI the first month*

Been back to look at your pics like a dozen times now, that glare makes me laugh every time.

Imma call him The Great Horned Scowl.

They even Simpsonized the top banner baby :3

Umbrellas, hats and helmets, we hope.

I'd probably be like "I should cover my eyes. But he's so majestic... I can't stop looking. I want to see what he's going to do nex-aaaaarGGHHH MY EYES!!!"