Yeah that's my bad, sorry. I edited my comment to add the US thing then realized when I did a search for "US" tags that it turned up a main page of 99% Midweek Madness tabloid stories, virtually no news, so the comparison was irrelevant. Re-edited it out again to only include Ireland as I had originally posted.…
Have you clicked on the "India" tag? There are more positive stories for India than there are for say, Ireland.
From the first page of India stories on Jezebel:
You might as well say the same of small children or any humans who are unable to work.
The zombies (in WWZ/Zombie Survival Guide world anyway) are infected with a virus that halts decomposition, average time before those zombies rot away is 3-5 years. Longer in areas that freeze/thaw or in cold dry climates of course, but 3-5 years is still a damn long time to hold out in most places. Especially if new…
Quarantine.
Laugh and point at the zombies in fluffy boots.
Go back to life as usual.
Cut off a zombie head, place on end of gun. BOOM instant silencer/zombie camouflage.
But really suppressors don't make gunshots all that quiet like they depict in the movies, it's not a little "pfft" of a whisper. It goes from a POP to a Pop! and isn't worth it in a hypothetical zombie world.
Appropriate username. Lemme come stay with you.
Just get rid of the current residents and ...
Reminds me of when the topic of 'what to do with your pets in a zombie apocalypse came up' at a party and I said I would shoot them in the head then everyone looked at me like I was a bloodthirsty lunatic.
Frankly, the loons are the ones who would release their dogs/cats into the wild or attempt to take them on the…
I always figured that the carrier crews would haul their families aboard and take off ...
Shhhh shhh shh, I'm trying to lure people to my desert deathtrap.
Running low on meat, here.
I imagine Canadian zombies would be fairly cordial about the whole thing too. All "Heyyyy buddy, it appears you left your door unlocked so I just shambled on in. Hope you don't mind. I wiped off my boots first, of course. So anyway... you're a robust fellow with brains to spare, eh? Can I take a bite? Won't cost you…
In the World War Z universe, you'd be fucked. Zombies were all over small boats and bodies of water were extra dangerous.
Join me in the desert, my friend. I've got a good thing going here.
I cannot compete with romance such as this. I concede to you, kingwolf. You deserve Sarah's money heart.
(I will accept my $5,000 Gracious Loser fee in the form of cash or money order. No checks, pls)
Sarah, do not be fooled by cheap imitators like kingwolf. Kingwolf is the Payless Shoe version of anonymous online companions.
You want quality and integrity in your online lover. Choose me.
At hospitals and other Safe Havens, they question you about the pregnancy, your health, and make sure you are one of the parents (Safe Haven laws only cover parents- if another relative drops the baby off for you that person can be charged with neglect/abandonment). This is really scary to mothers who did drugs during…
My mom's running threat in the car was "I will drive this thing straight to Idaho and leave you in a potato sack if you don't behave."
For years I had a hard time falling asleep during road trips, lest I wake up and see a highway sign saying WELCOME TO IDAHO! Had to remain ever vigilant.
I'm really me AND I would send her emails and/or texts daily calling her "my flower" for the low, low price of only $500,000.
I'm a bargain, Sarah! Pick me!