"Heard you needed a ref..."

I vaguely remember Abercrombie showcasing a lot of abs, had no idea they placed so much emphasis on top peen.

(also, I stared at this pic for way too long just in case it was a secret gif and that jeanbelt he's got slung around his thighs eventually pops off to reveal his full Ken doll monty. no dice.)

He also wants to delete the requirement that any person employed at an institution who witnesses a sexual assault needs to report it.

Because professors and college employees always be lying about stuff like that. They're obviously not reliable or trustworthy people. In fact, 98% of employees who claim to witness…

Have you gotten a second opinion? What if one doctor's reading of 110/70 was another doctor's cerulean/D# ? Who would you trust?

Think about it.

Obligatory Texan Lady Flag time:

Are you sure? Because I was under the impression that human females, much like cephalopods with their ink, often react to stress and anxiety by shooting a cloud of blood out of their body then making a hasty retreat. It protects the human women from predators and also looks really cool.

That's just, like, science.…

My crazy mother tried to do this at my brother's wedding. My sister-in-law heard about her choice of attire on the morning of the wedding and freaked out, sent my brother to find my mother before the ceremony to ask her to please NOT DO THAT. The bride had also requested on the invites that guests wear fall colors so…

In reality, people with long hair (ie lots of women) will need to learn how to defend themselves while having hair that can be pulled. Seems better than giving them a solid helmet and saying "At this point the attacker might grab or hold your hair so try to imagine/pretend your head is immobilized and react…

Energy on your titties, bitch

Ivory soap + skincare/makeup samples torn out of old issues of Allure = my go-to look

Great tips (especially #3), thanks!

Now if only I could figure out why my french braids always end up "inside out". People often ask how I do my Dutch Braid(s) and I'm like "I don't know, just be bad at French braids?"

Pretty sure it has to do with taking hair from the wrong section and/or weaving it under when I'm…

Ooh ooh story time! One of my cousins is very tiny and has extremely small feet (like a size 3) and she lives in rural West Virginia. In bigger cities, stores might stock kids shoes that look like mini versions of adult shoes or maybe even have some high heels for children, but not where she lives. She special orders…

I've seen some dogs do it (pre-baby in the house) and I just assumed it was a stretch/self belly rub combo move. It looks like it would feel good for a pooch.

I tried some saucy humor once when I got frisked as a teen. Clearly neither I nor the cop were thrilled with the situation so after the pat down I threw in a "Did you enjoy that as much as I did?" *wink*

Was aiming for 'affable with a dash of absurdity' but it came out completely wrong. I sounded sooo lecherous and…

Can confirm that this statement (or "I've been a bad boy" or "you can handcuff me any time") is uttered to most cops at least once a shift.

It never leads to where they were hoping it would.

Alright, another anecdote about my dogs!

Sometimes the only reason we know that the Aussie has thieved some food is because when we come home, our Dobermans are prancing around the house in obvious distress. That's when we start looking for empty wrappers or opened cabinets with missing food and inevitably find…

Interesting! Never seen a fat standard poodle, now that you mention it.

My parenting method: let your dogs be their role models. Everything will work itself out.

What breed?

Unlike the binge-eating child who might stealth overeat in response to strict regimenting, how could a more strictly fed pet sneak treats on the down low, anyway?