What kind of a school is fancy enough to have escalators but not fancy enough to require uniforms?

Bizarre.

Perhaps even more bizarre than people choosing to wear JNCOs.

Yep. That and "deterring human trafficking" are two of the reasons that have been given by judges and the DHS for the high bond amounts.

Everyone look at this fuckin' poster who has never heard about wait times for immigrants or the concept of asylum.

"Young men" as in males under the age of 18, aka "children"? Because they are included in this exact topic. Right in the title.

As for men, here's something to think about:

Seconding the Old Navy suggestion. They have some nice sweat/lounge/jammy pants AND come in extra long lengths for the tall ladies. Plus they are ridiculously inexpensive, I bought 3 pairs in December for about $7 each and the quality is fine.

For eating out spiders?!

100% real

Haha the part at 2:26 when Mama gives the finger to the couple with a stroller on the sidewalk is the best.

Imagine how confusing that would be.

"The fuck was that?"

"I don't know but did you hear an accordion??"

I remember watching Splash when I was a kid and hearing Tom Hanks talking about how he wanted to marry Darryl Hannah ASAP and something about them getting a quick blood test first.

I was like, "... to test for mermaid blood?"

This makes more sense.

My aunt posted it on facebook so it must be true.

*stares into space while drooling on keyboard*

We read A People's History of the United States, too!

In AP English.

The crappiest AP history class I took was in an extremely wealthy city. Deep South, if that matters? The best public schools I attended were in less well off (or straight up poor) areas. Go figure.

Remember when all those liberal, public schooled American children adopted the Bellamy Salute after seeing Hitler do it live on Nickelodeon's Kids Choice Awards show back in 1994? And how children in private schools refused to do it because they knew better and were too patriotic? Historical fact.

Could Judge Alex possibly take up any more room on that couch? Damn.

Also, this story is making me feel insane because my AP History class was all about American Exceptionalism, glossing over bad stuff, and straight up teaching us inaccurate information or urban legends about US history. Probably because those…

Since it is also secreted while we are eating and it contains enzymes that break down food, isn't human saliva considered a digestive juice?

I'm going to whisper this question and make pointed eye contact next time I'm giving a BJ.

Good article! I like your style, Kaitlyn Tierney.

And I'm going to use this chance to post a cartoon that I think of every time I read something about duck penises:

That sounds hilarious. Immediately did a youtube search to see if there were any videos of a Nookie routine because I neeeeeed to know what it would look like (I hypothesize that it included some Fred Durst type strutting and at least one of those 'tough guy' poses with your arms crossed).

Unfortunately, I could only…

Hypothetically, how would you feel about a drink called 'Agent Orange'? On a scale of KKK doughnuts to Irish Car Bombs, that is. I tried to think of a name that hasn't been in the headlines for a while and might not mean as much to people in some countries or to young'uns, but still pings my "offended" radar. Curious…

If you love it so much why don't you konscious kouple it?

Don't leave us hanging, what does he do with all those doughnuts??

quick google search didn't turn much up