Sorry for the off topic reply, but Kinja keeps unfollowing people that I've added and I have had to refollow you like 3 times now. You're my fave science-y poster.

I'm not a fickle person who is unfollowing/following you constantly, I swear! I just see that gray cat without a blue check and realize something is amiss.…

That doesn't stop the models.

Ehhhh yeah back in the 90s they had some cute swimsuits. Vaguely recall coveting a Tyra Banks green number and having to get a copy of SI to show people.

Seriously. Have you ever seen what they can do to marbles when they're hungry? It's not pretty.

The only part that doesn't make sense is that you stopped when you got married.

There may be a ring on your finger but the human race is still counting on you and your subway procreation, my friend.

I have a long list of words to describe his actions, "smart" is not one of them.

And obviously it didn't cover his ass.

Inigo Montoya was played by an actor named Mandy.

That's my favorite.

Darling, no. I will fight you forever formthis statement, because Europeans put corn on all their goddamned pizzas and it is the worst thing in the world. The. World.

How did your Oma feel about pizza and Reubens?

Not saying it is a staple, just that the last couple times I went to Germany and ordered pizza I was either asked repeatedly if I wanted some corn on it or automatically given pizza with corn. Like, canned corn kernels. Is this not a common thing??

Now I need to google this. If I got punked by my German friends I'm…

Oh yeah I ate it anyway. I mean, it's gross but it's right there in front of me. What am I going to do, NOT eat food within my reach? How does that even work? Maybe by the 3rd piece I'll start to like it.

If you add tomatoes and onions to a reuben sandwich, what's the end result? Something disgusting, obviously, but aside from that, the horror you've wrought is, while no longer a reuben, still a sandwich

Have you tried simply using the "remove soul" filter in photoshop? It does all of that work for you AND adds a jaunty cap/sparkly headband.

Pageant portrait secret.

I hate-clicked on the link and the blogger's first name is McKinli.

So there's that.

A heritage of awful names.

Don't worry, within a week we will be calling her SeeSee. After two weeks it will be SiSi's Pizza. By the end of the month her name will be Pizzabutt and that one will stick forever and ever.

That's generally how we roll with pet names.

Actually, I guess that's also how our kid went from Nadine to "Weenis" to "Shwango"…

I made this deal with my husband and flipped a coin for who got to choose first, but then he texted me his choice for a girl name. Secilia. I was like "nah, deal's off, go fuck yourself with that name".

He meant Cecilia and just didn't know how to spell it but I couldn't trust him after that and went with my chosen…

They should have gone with Maylee (obv pronounced melee, as in "confusion; turmoil; jumble")

I think they bleeped out the answer in that video.

Dogs are pretty good at chewing through umbilical cords and cleaning up afterbirth...

Just sayin' I might give Mo a shot if I lived in Alabama. Not like they can arrest a dog for helping me out.

Or can they?!

I recall a poster here talking about how they drug test pregnant women in Alabama on the reg. Like, it was just a normal thing they do at prenatal appointments in that state.

No abortions, no safe birthing, but we're gonna drug test all y'all because PRIORITIES.