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Gnomi Malone
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Going to post a graphic from the article for people to mull over if they don't think it's a big deal that people have to drive to another county (or state) for prenatal care and L&D and can't use a midwife at home. Keep in mind that the state of Alabama is larger than England.

I always thought that penguins preferred floral shirts.

Went through some old emails and the two other lotions I was thinking of were Aquaphor (as mentioned in the post) and tubs of CeraVe moisturizing cream. But this was a few years ago, maybe there are newer and better ones on the nurse radar.

Call around to every dermatologist in town and ask for a free consultation. Clinics that call themselves "med spas" relish the opportunity to sucker you into Botox with a free visit, so start with those

Mark- I just want you to know that the Russian goth song has been stuck in my head for 3 days straight now. Well done, ya jerk, you earwormed me with a song I don't even understand.

Ja vorona ja vorona na-na-na-na
Ja vorona ja vorona na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na- na-naaaaaaa


Aaaaaarrghhh!

Holy shit, I've read about that sweatshirt but never seen a picture of it 0.O

it seems unlikely that Urban Outfitters designers are gifted with the cultural sensitivity and/or historical knowledge necessary to recognize this particular legacy.

It's weird 90% of the time for younger military people. Some chains recognize the USAA credit card logo so you get the "Thank you for your service" even if you don't show your military ID, sometimes cashiers/servers spot the ID in your wallet then immediately say it like robots. Freaks me out. Plus there is no good

username is accurate.

Have you never seen that one episode of the Sopranos where the waiter follows Christofah and Pawly to the parking lot to politely ask if there was a problem with the service because they stiffed him on a tip?

I assume if you confront someone about a lousy tip there is like a 50/50 chance you will either get more money

This is why we need a study.

Help us all, chewing scientists!

He's just one of those guys that randomly shows up in a sex dream sometimes then I wake up feeling uncomfortable about it. Marilyn Manson and JK Simmons are the main offenders. Doesn't everyone have this issue?

Like I always say, one person's "gawd no!!!!" is another person's "ew stop!!!!". Because there isn't really any other reaction for that grill.

How do you even get metal molds to look so realistically plaque-y?

Don't answer.

I drive by that place nearly every day, going to go in this week and ask for Gatsby. Very excited about this.

Should I say PSNkingpsyz sent me from the internet or...?

Seriously. I was legit worried that the pic wouldn't get resized when I posted it and people would have to see the original giant version when they scrolled down. Had my 'delete' finger ready just in case.

It might be that grill he whips out every few years

Great. I'm probably going to have another weird sex dream about him tonight and I'm NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT.

Made this gif just for you because your post made me laugh out loud.

I feel you.

Combine this advice with Kim K's for the ultimate #wifelife

The next time your husband goes to the bathroom to poop, throw on a low cut sequined gown and some body shimmer and sit on a chair outside the bathroom waiting for him. When he comes out, don't say anything. Just pose.

Can we get a study on the disgusting eaters whose maws are like mysterious sound amplification chambers? Even with their mouths closed, they can make the crunch of a single potato chip reverberate throughout the house. Don't care how fast or slow you are eating I shouldn't be able to hear you chewing boiled rice from