It takes a very brave politician to come right out and say "I'm not FOR discrimination".

Not like all those other politicians and their tired "Dude, I fucking love discrimination! I discriminate always because it's the funnest!" interview responses. No, this guy is different. He has the temerity to say he's not FOR…

I also invite everyone to laugh at this screencap from the Jindal video, where people are fervently praying to Subway.

Those trimmers are definitely not good enough for me either. I'm talking Gillette Fusion razor and soap or cream, like a dude (except only about once a week). I read about this a few years ago after a dermatologist talked about dermaplaning, which was essentially them shaving my face with a straight razor to…

Related story I'd like to read about: women who shave their faces on the reg.

It's spread like wildfire amongst my friends over the last 2 years and everyone (ie me) who does it loves it. LOVES IT.

"Do you like the snacks? Does your snack taste good? The shade of my shirt is Lagoon Breeze. WOULD YOU LIKE ANOTHER SNACK??"

I'm picturing it being like the Philly riots after the 2008 World Series.

Except with nuns flipping over cars and people wearing pope hats climbing streetlights and sobbing brides setting things on fire.

Ha, no worries! Not weird.

Well duh, you could have did forge that shit. Obviously.

This came up when my mother was ranting about how she never got us vaccinated, that it was practically child abuse for me to vaccinate my child, and I was like "Hey, sometimes memory isn't perfect because you definitely got us vaccinated." It was a minor thing…

...thank you?

Not sure what the appropriate response to that is.

He'd be working on the church grounds and see me coming home from work or getting my mail and he'd say, "Hey, girly. Want me to fuck you?" I'd be like, "Shh...yes."

Or he snaps his fingers when you are going down. It was very difficult to not laugh.

It is indeed! Figured a baby pepper outfit would bring everything around full circle.

(also it's really cute)

-A cop. A COP.

If neither were Juggalos you are still winning at life!

Congrats! If I could knit I would send you this baby outfit ASAP:

MD law requires school districts to provide a bus ride to school when children live more than a mile away, so arguably, the law is fine with kids walking a mile unsupervised.

Awkward fist bump of shame

For the win with only two words.

A juggalo.

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