It's always for the milk? Because whenever I hear someone ordering a small coffee in a large cup I assume they are going to duck around a corner and pour half a flask of whiskey into that jank. And that's something we should all get behind.

Interesting use of a photo.

Next time I go to a Japanese restaurant I'm going to point at the tempura and say "Gimme one of them free lattes."

Real talk- I worked for Morimoto like 10 years ago and he served something like this but it was called "Whitefish Carpaccio" and it was fucking delicious.

Not sure whether Nobu or Morimoto is the original Satan but I'm happy to taste test food from both until I can make a decision.

In my experience, serving someone a Shirley Temple leads to them demanding more and more maraschino cherries until they have depleted the bar's entire supply and still they want more free cherries. THEY PAID $3 FOR THIS "DRINK" THAT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ANY ALCOHOL AND THEY WANT MORE CHERRIES RIGHT FUCKING NOW AND DON'T…

A sound machine- get down to the soothing sounds of rainstorms and babbling brooks.

Don't accidentally press the "heartbeat" button though, it's a real boner killer.

Not yet they haven't >:(
I rallied hard for more assault weapons or at least some cooler looking uniforms with bad-ass thigh rig holsters but all our department budget allotted for this year was some shitty new bodycams. If they don't give me a personal tank on top of a Segway Scooter soon I swear to god I'm going to…

Erm, well there is a backlog for homicide cases too. So yes, I can imagine.

Other crimes (with victims) that don't get investigated or are under investigated because of limited funds and resources! Abductions, property crimes, burglaries, robberies, assaults, fraud, cyber crimes, identity theft, abuse, neglect, hate…

States should pass some sort of mandatory arrest law for domestic violence, that'll guarantee that the police have to get involved when there is a report of DV and surely everyone will benefit.

Oh, wait...

Not sure if serious, but this happens all the time with other crimes. "We don't send officers out to investigate complaints of this matter, but you are welcome to come in and fill out a report or pick up a brochure with more information" is a really common response for a whole lotta crimes. Not so much violent ones,…

I support this post. The mouthhole is a good size (fuck squirt nozzles and sippy tops, what is wrong with you people?! You're gross. And anyone who uses a bottle that requires unscrewing the entire cap portion then drinking out of a 3"+ mouth opening was probably raised by wolves).

Plus these are easy to clean because…

I support this post. The mouthhole is a good size (fuck squirt nozzles and sippy tops, what is wrong with you…

Mr Whitbread is looking for a female of any age

It's the modern way of referring to "honkytonk" type places- loud, rowdy bars or clubs in which the attire and entertainment centers around cowboy or 'redneck' culture and popular country music (ie that of Keith Urban, a pioneer of the country music genre and the inspiration for Urban nightclubs everywhere).

Have you ever ripped out the center of a slice of Wonder Bread and mashed it repeatedly until it had the consistency of dough, then shaped it into a gummy ball?

That's what New Style Sashimi is. A Wonder Bread dough ball that you eat with chopsticks. Don't let waiters tell you otherwise.

HOT ICE!!!!

The corporations could give them what they want and deserve by following employment laws. Washington is beholden to the WARN act, they can do like Border's employees did and sue the company.

http://www.law360.com/articles/31051…

I think it's the low-cut everything she always wears, yeah.

Just really wanted the chance to say "torso for days".

I'm gonna coin a term for the conflicted feeling we get from musicians who we want to like because they made some entertaining music at some point but who are otherwise such stupid and cringeworthy people that when their songs come on the radio we aren't sure whether to sing along or recoil in disgust.

Calling it the…

Uhhhh J.B. Priestly? Sarah Salt? Lynton Blow? Rose Macauley?

Don't think I'm alone here when I say I'm a sucker for any woman who can be described as "having torso for days", plus I have an undying love for shark tooth necklaces. My god, she's like an angel.

BRB, making a 'Tara Reid 20015 Photo Calendar' and using this picture for every single month. All 8 of the months. Taking…

Here's how I'm imagining it went down.

Sushi chef calmly looks robber in the eyes and says-

"The fact that you have REPLICA written down the side of your gun..."