Oh ok, that's comforting.

Remember back before the internet when the virus was known as just plain "bola"?

Ohhhh, now my morning makes more sense. My kid puked at preschool today, they called me to come pick her up and freaked when I said I was on my way but was an hour outside town- they wanted someone to come pick her up within 15 minutes. The principal was babbling about "That scary virus is in the news and we have to…

I thought it might be an extra long dickey bib/shirt thing that he tucked into his pants.

Still not ruling it out.

Ditto.
And that red/blue thing he's holding, is that a fanny pack? I'm imagining him strapping a brightly colored fanny pack around his waist... and it would not make the outfit any more/less goofy. That's saying something.

Same. Used to hate human names until a 2 week old foster kitten came to me with the name "Humphrey" (he was a tuxedo kitten, guess they thought he would grow up to look suave like Bogart). Months of fostering later: he ends up having a tiny pear-shaped body with an oversized head, yoda ears, googly eyes, a massive…

This story is so beautiful. I want to make it into an illustrated book and read it every day.

Was that cheer at 3:14 really "Big red in the front, let me hear you grunt! UNH!" ...?

Or am I just hearing what I want to hear?

Curious what the "drug" was. You can get a DUI for driving while taking legal amounts of prescription meds (or even some OTC medications). Allergy meds, anxiety pills, painkillers, antipsychotics, antidepressants, ADD meds... Lots of doctors don't tell you about this when they hand you a prescription and most people…

A great guy and clearly a devout Buddhist. He really nailed the meaning of "karma" there.

Looks like an insect/spider crawling across the dome of the camera.

she can be seen shouting at someone off-screen to the effect of "motherfucking piece of shit coward"

Whenever I wear my Marc Jacobs watch, the hand wearing the watch will start acting on its own accord and do evil things that I'm powerless to control. Ever seen the movie Idle Hands where that guy's one hand was possessed and kept killing people? My situation is exactly like that (but with less stabbing and more…

Same here. I call this "the long con".

It's like the internet version of someone throwing their coat over puddle. Much impress.

What kind of makeup did you use and what did you do with your hair? Wig/colored hairspray/etc? I'd love to see a pic of your costume if you wanna share!

Nope, don't need to be pale. The makeup I used works on any skin tone and you can get it in varying shades of gray. It's professional stage makeup so it's extremely pigmented and opaque, couldn't see my tattoos through it. I'll link the brand below. Getting the right shade is kinda tricky, it helps to hold a black &…

Explaining Jezebel/internet commenting to a bunch of pilots is weird, so I went with "My friend mentioned it possibly being a slang term. I think her grandpa might have said it or something". Then I shuffled away into the night.

Just letting you know so we can get our stories straight for later.

Most people on the west coast have never heard of Yuengling and I cannot convince my local beer distributor that it even exists.

I wasn't positive so before I answered I popped my head into the next room (conveniently/annoyingly there are military pilots from several countries hanging out there right now) and asked if anyone had ever heard of that term- everyone had the same 'WTF, no' response. Also, they want to know where you heard that.