I knew this album was a thing but haven’t heard any of it. This video is WONDERFUL.

Peshaw, us Brits drink up dry humour like it’s milky tea. Keeps our bones strong.

1. This guy once sued newspapers for defamation because they published that he had been diagnosed with aids but lost because he was the source.

Lol lol, I’m James Blunt and the British public hate me for reason. Maybe because I come from centuries old immigrants lol lol also Hastings?

I thought it was a mix of a 1066 joke with the punchline that he’s just generally disliked in the UK for almost no reason, conflating that rich white person hatred with his non existent immigrant status. Maybe I give him too much credit.

I mean seriously. I played the whole piece through while I caught up on my daily Trump drama. Never has the internet been more poignant.

This is perfect. You are perfect.

What an absolute penis.

I don’t know whether I’m emotionally strong nough for this election and I’m neither a American nor in the US. You have my support even if I can’t cast a ballot.

Every time I see his face I want to vomit out of my eyeballs.

CONGRATULATIONS TO BOTH OF YOU!

You! Get you mitts off my feels :’(

Fuck Tim Burton. What an absolute douchenozzle.

Next flagship NBC procedural, I’m calling it now!

Everything about this series of events is barf.

Removing a gun from the car would surely mean that he wasn’t holding a gun at the time he was shot though, right? That series of events is not the line from the police.

This is totally correct and very important. By the end of the video, the officers had near enough secured the immediate area and knew the ‘suspect’ was out of commission. ‘His’ weapon and its alleged falling location would be important evidence and would surely be preserved in place to be catalogued. This means that…

Solitary as punishment for a suicide attempt is absolutely inhumane. Disgusting.

What’s the ‘it makes me feel icky and sad but I still read it anyway because drama is mana’ option? I propose Toes Sideways.

Very pleasantly surprised by the comment section of the DM when you sort by rating. It’s the daily mail so obviously there are scumbags in the comments but the vast vast majority of people see this is what it is: a woman defending herself from assault.