It’s like you’re allowed to say whatever shit you like about other races, differently abled people, LGBT community etc but criticise the white hetro/cis machine and you’re a horrific bully. They’re TOTALLY for political correctness, as long as it’s only shielding themselves and doesn’t apply to anyone else.

He is the worst human being and he’s going to beat Hillary because she got woozy in the heat and people are gullible.

You are wonderful.

Thankfully, during the 4/5 years I performed stand up, I was too fat for these sort of comments but good lord did I love a heckler. I mean I hated them but the takedown was always so sweet. I performed with a guitar and at one rowdy gig in Liverpool I just sung ‘shut your fucking mouth’ on repeat for about a minute in…

British. Couldn’t agree more.

Aaah thank you for brightening my night!

This is amazing, thank you for sharing.

I cry like a crazy person at almost anything. Adverts, songs, small birds. This? Nada. Cute ant, poor forward planning.

I’ve never been a fan of KK (no real justifiable reason) but I’ll always defend her performances. She’s a proper actor with a couple of decades of experience and a load of awards and nominations. To dismiss her as a supermodel, in the same breath a celebrating the ‘proper’ acting of Adam Levine? Yeah dude, your…

Cesaro is perfect for Vince, he’s a tall buff white dude. Vince LOVES a tall, buff white dude.

BUT BUT we said that about so many things that have happened this year. I am an eternal optimist.

RIGHT? We got Shane’o, we got Womens Championship, we’re getting brand split. 2016 has been awesome. Why not spoil us even more with a little Shield love? Roman, Seth and Dean are all avaaaillllable now...

Eurgh, I feel so sorry for him. It’s not his fault that WWE are ramming him down our throats. He’s too pretty to understand what he’s doing. The only thing that can save him now is a full Shield reunion. DER NER DER NER DER NER, NER NER.

You are gross and I love it. Don’t ever change.

Fuck her housemates.

You win everything.

They could even play the same role and no one would even notice. BILLION DOLLARS PLEASE.

Yeah, he’s not famous here either. He’s just a generic, handsome actingbot.

I love you so much.

No, because they did it in miniskirts and without bras.