He shot the shit out of it. Skinned it, hung it from his tree, made steaks and all sorts of horrible foods out of it, and now he’s got him a fancy rug and/or blanket.

Grow the fuck up.

Does this mean love is over as well?

I’m from northern New Jersey. There’s 9 million of us jammed into this fucking state and the population of these apex predators needs to be managed to prevent human life from being lost.

More like MERCY. And Black Bears are Least Concern and their populations are growing.

There you go!

You had the teensiest tiniest bite. Of course nothing happened. WTF is this?

What… You don’t love warm beer and pizza soaked in beer sweat?

It’s your choice to have that attitude about a job opportunity.

I was on Jeopardy about 10 years ago. He’s short and too tan and wears sleeveless shirts to eat lunch. Real fucking jabroni.

Sorry, Patrick, the correct title was “What is Alex Trebek Hilariously Shits On Jeopardy! Contestant And Her Whole Crew For No Reason”.

Was it $2,500 cash or 1,000,000 shares of Yahoo?

Why does making a short internet horror video 7 years ago make him a piece of human garbage?

Yeah, it needed a good selfie to put on finstagram.

Throw some jet fuel on it.

Just want to point out that gizmodo is implying it’s a DJI product (which can damage reputation and affect sales) despite no specific evidence of DJI model involvement. This is yet another form of Gizmodo journalism -be dang sure the facts are right or don’t come crying to the audience when you find yourself in…

The explosive device inside was disguised as a battery

Soon to be followed by the dark knighty rises?

Not the dark knighty?

I’m sure you and your body pillow can be together and play.

Oh no I am so afraid. What was it like 60 years ago when there was no such thing as hurricanes? I’ll have to ask my grandparents.