All responsible gun owners are responsible gun owners right up until they aren't. Weird how that works.

What say you, the 73% of commenters who went to law school?

I keep hitting refresh, but it just says that the store is under heavy load.

They removed the rifle emoji? I feel much safer now.

You see Hell. I see a buffet crawling towards me........

Bullshit. There are more factors than average temperature. And if anything, higher temperatures will create MORE rain in the mountains as warmer air can hold greater humidity which recondenses as rain as the air moves over the mountains and loses temperature. There are other factors such as soil composition and…

Both these issues are caused by the same thing. Warmer winters means that the field mice in Australia aren’t sufficiently dying off allowing their population to exponentially grow as a result since they live in wide open flat terrain that has plentiful food from farms.

Meanwhile, the tiny island dwelling mouse has…

So Ben Roethlisberger didn’t explicitly say no, and Donald Trump took that as a yes? Interesting…

I spent the night in Des Moines once.

It was the longest month of my life.

It surely obeys the laws of science, I was sure about it after reading that giz headline.

Process Server: Mr Manziel? You’ve just been served.

Better Patch...

I don’t see the issue. Steve and Peggy didn’t have a physical relationship. They had an attraction and flirtation. They didn’t even go out on a first date. Steve and Sharon had a flirtation and an attraction, then kissed.

You mean you don’t stare directly into the end of it until you can see the light???

In the world of the millennial, everything is racist.

waitwaitwait...there were 22,000 people at a Marlins game?

There is only one known word that sums up my reaction to this creature.

Updates. For Windows 10. Not installing Windows 10. YOU try again.

Really? Because the screen from the streamed video clearly says “Configuring update for Windows 10".

Warcraft - Monsters invade, destroy a city, slaughter every man, woman, and child with no remorse all while a small handful watch their people fall to bloodlust and madness. The humans are wiped out and only a few survive to flee.

Warcraft II - The orcs that decimated a kingdom move north, conquering and destroying…