Seriously, they know how to take the fun out of a good game. It's almost impossible to find someone to play with who does not take themselves too seriously.

LOL.

And you guys are going to get rolled in the Superbowl again, lose some draft picks and Tom Brady is going to hobble off into retirement after a couple of losing seasons. So, you know, that's cool.

Common Ground actually made me more sympathetic to the city. I thought it did a good job of portraying how people with really the best of intentions can get themselves in some ugly messes.

That's fine. I'm just making the point that we shouldn't lose sight of the fact that they suck. As people.

Yeah, the key is not wanting to come back. But who really wants to go back?

Counterpoint: Nothing disrupts a self-proclaimed poker pro, of the variety who writes long-winded preachy lectures about the proper "table etiquette", like doing everything listed above as something you should not do.

Honestly, I'm more likely to be Jim Irsay.

I know, I know, it's something we all agree on. Just felt like it needed to be said again.

I can accept the premise that maybe everyone is making too big a deal out of this particular scandal... but don't pretend like the Patriots AREN'T dastardly cheaters. I mean, they're not good people. You may like them, you may not think this is a worthwhile "scandal", but they're most certainly immoral and bad for the…

That's fine. Make this one count though, because Tom Brady isn't getting any younger and you might wish you had some extra draft picks...

It was one big huge gigantic proven instance of cheating. It was not an allegation.

Regardless of your feelings about Catholics, I think we can all agree on this.

It's a rule that, whether we all like it or agree with it, exists and they appear to have broken it. If we all agree that it's a dumb rule, that should be dealt with. Letting teams selectively decide which rules they think are worthy of following isn't terribly relevant. Brad Johnson's opinion on virtually anything is…

Many of the original 13 colonies were founded as anti-Catholic utopias. And it's been downhill ever since we let those damn Papists in. :(

I think that's only because it's a given.

Alternatively, they cheat so much they're bound to get caught.

Who cares why it's happening now? The question is, did they cheat? And the answer appears to be, once again, absolutely.

Some answers:

Wow those guys suck. If you want people rapping about nerdy things, there's always Deltron 3030.