Agreed.

Because it's awkward to buy a schoolgirl's used panties from the clerk.

You can't think of a single piece of information that Lynch might be in possession of that might be interesting to hear about in light of the league championship in three days?

No, but what should the league do? Is there anything worse for establishing legitimacy and discipline than publicly acknowledging they can't enforce their own rules when it comes to superstars. What other rules should Lynch and other top tier players try ignoring?

What would be your first question if you sat down with Marshawn Lynch and could ask him anything?

What would be your first question?

Translation: Entitled a-hole knows he makes enough money and is talented enough to ignore rules he doesn't like.

You feel like coverage of the Super Bowl would be BETTER if no one talked about, arguably, the player who might have more of an impact on the game than any other player?

A) It's their job. They're doing their job. Why can't he do his job?

Counterpoint: why doesn't he just talk to reporters like a normal person would and his contract requires him to.

AREA ENTITLED PERSON ANGRY THAT OTHERS DON'T ACCEPT HIS ENTITLED FEELINGS

Why do you think anyone owes you anything? They have their own reasons for going to the club, and they almost certainly don't involve helping you fix your game. Why should some poor girl who was unfortunate enough to attract your attention do you any favors? Why should she take time out of working her own game on…

I'm a decent guy and I didn't feel remotely shamed by this article.

It is, actually.

Actually, it's about ethics in clubbing.

Theyre at the club to dance or try and fuck a hot guy. Not help you on your shitty game.

Great. Who cares?

Yeah, but they're at the club to either dance or try and fuck a hot dude, not give you constructive criticism on your shitty game.

LOL. You're looking for common human decency in a club?

What do YOU fucking care?