Leave some! This stuff is all common sense, half of us are here just to see the meltdowns!

What do you fucking care? She said no. Who cares why or how?

They're stupid for a lot of reasons, but they were like parasites who killed the host. They could have only borrowed a lot of money in stupid ways and kept the money coming for years and years, but instead they did multiple really bad loans... what the fuck were they trying to do? Was it really a scam? It seems like…

Actually, this is about ethics in ghost busting.

Nobody, but who watches sports because as a kid they pored over stats or loved a classic SI piece... and who watches sports because the beat writers blog keeps them engaged all year round, through boring patches and exciting streaks... and who watches sports because they love coming to Deadspin, a sports news…

So, he wants all the attention, adulation and adoration, but doesn't want any of the shit coming back on him. Boo. Hoo.

People who complain about the quality of the satire are trying to say that they don't get it.

The music in that video was... AWESOME.

Sort of a checked swing, I'd say.

LOL.

LOL. No.

That's the witty half talking.

Really? How do you know that? What sort of survey did you do of all the media that was published yesterday — or will be posted in the next few days — that might take advantage of something that was learned yesterday. There was NOTHING valuable learned by anyone? Wow. I don't know if I'm more impressed with that fact…

I'm not bothered, just confused. What are they trying to tell me?

Am I the only one who doesn't understand the Terry Bradshaw sponsored posts? Are those even in English?

2.) I for one would love to see an actual collectivization of newspapers for sports coverage (i.e. a parent company, such as Gannett) so we have less journalists asking these stupid questions, let alone as many questions as they already do. Why do I propose this thought? Check out any post-game "speak to the media"…

The fact that sports programs CAN exist without media attention isn't an argument that they're better for it.

You can't IMAGINE a single situation where you might like to have questions answered by players on your favorite sports team?

Not a sports journalist, but have known many and have a faint idea of how journalism works. Ask people questions, get answers. Small questions lead to big questions. Small answers aggregate to big stories.

Or someone who has a more nuanced view of things than just "HAR HAR FUNNY BLACK MAN NO ANSWER BORING QUESTION HAR HAR AWESUMMMM!!!"