He should have answered every question with the Gator chomp and no words. It would have been a much more accurate and articulate response.

Arrgh! The post was corrected. I know this may be controversial, But I stand by my joke. Ryan Lochte is caveman who water move good.

Like any other addiction, pornography use can make an already sick person worse. I doubt if you’re healthy that moderate use of porn will change much about you.

I say that if pursuing this calling helps her feel better, then we leave her be. She’s not likely to convince anyone of anything, nor harm anyone else.

You’re not correct, but you’re very adamant, which is something, I guess. And boy howdy, you sure do seem to think that the best comparison for rape is theft, it’s the fourth or fifth time you’ve brought it up. Almost like you think sex is something that women have that men take from them. Take by force, as a way of…

... who said anything about Hollywood? Do you not realize this is a real case that actually happened?

No, and neither has Ryan Lochte.

Not the idiot we want, but the idiot we deserve.

It’s almost like rape isn’t about sex, but power or control ...

Dressage: There’s no way I’d be able to dance on all fours with Countess Becky from UpperDerbyShireWich whacking me with a switch. I’d turn on her and be put down before the NBC tape delay cut to another Mary Cirillo badmitten rant.

Well, they did say nothing would be changing...

Probably trying to fuck Artemis

HE FUCKING QUIT

Valerie Adams was the two-time defending Olympic gold medalist. She won the silver behind Michelle yesterday. In New Zealand, Steven A. is VALERIE’S baby brother.

If I don’t get a ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER post, I’m cancelling Christmas for my children.

We are not giving those men at that disgusting “website” our hard-earned traffic created by our male servant Bobby Finger

I feel like this should have been posted on The Cuck. Bobby, did they not let you because the power of their femininity interfered with your ability to cross-post?

Counterpoint: Ryan Lotche

If you’ve ever been an athlete, or been around elite athletes, they operate without paying a lot of attention to how the rest of the world operates (avoiding “distractions”). They’re almost never well socialized. An athlete can do well academically and still lack social sophistication or an appreciation for propriety.…