He can still throw a football over them there mountains.

Old man strength. It will get you every time.

So, in other words, you think it’s the server’s responsibility to maintain the illusion that you’re not hoovering your food like a starving dog while everyone else at the table eats at a reasonable pace. Maybe slow down and chew a little, buddy.

It’s roller derby.

If you can’t get down with roller derby AND roller dancing, sir, you need to get right with Jesus.

You mean the McPoyles?

I appreciate the sentiment, but this is where I mention that guns are actually a poor self-defense weapon. Especially for women, and especially in circumstances such as these.

Girl, this is an intervention.

Like you, I have never really been one to wear makeup because Reasons (feminism, a somewhat butch gender presentation, and laziness being the top 3), but as I’ve gotten older I’ve begun dabbling into a semi-regular makeup routine. This is less about wanting to be “pretty,” and more about wanting to look like myself —…

WINNER.

No one cares about your boner.

Recently Jezebel published an article, the entire crux of which was "look at these photos we have stolen from a blog and republished without permission!" Shit like this is why I laugh whenever these people call themselves journalists.

"Nice guys" don't "lift" (a.k.a. steal) other people's personal and intellectual property (such as photos )and use it for profit.

My alma marter is one of the women's colleges offering transfer opportunities to Sweet Briar students. The general feeling among current Vixens and alumna, from what I understand, is that something suspicious is going on behind the scenes at Sweet Briar.

Don't bother. There is nothing you can do to help the kind of person who sees the words "the South is not more racist than the North" and reads that to mean "the South is not racist." Racism is the fault of poor rural whites, you see.

... You are aware that the southern states are home to more black folks than the North, right? The "mostly all-white" communities you're talking about are more likely to be gated suburban enclaves on the edge of your beloved "liberal" Northern cities.

The question of eating horse is particularly interesting in the United States right now, given that slaughtering horses is swiftly becoming functionally illegal. This has led to an increase in horses being abandoned, starved and/or killed and left to rot, because there are few places to bring an otherwise healthy but…

Yes. Children are not robots or computers. You can't just put the right code in and expect perfect behavior to come out. Parenting is not a problem to be "solved" with research.

Serious question: How can Jez and (presumably) other media outlets get away with stealing this woman's pictures off her blog (which is legally her intellectual property) and republishing them for profit? Do your editors just cross their fingers and hope these folks don't know their legal rights, or what?

YEP. The patriarchy oppresses women, but it hurts everybody, y'all. Including men, who sometimes lose out on crucial life skills because their families don't think they should have to learn "women's work."