YES YES YES.

YES MA'AM. The only wearable shapes are in velvet. The magical figure-enlargening fabric.

I've been working my way through the Walking Dead on Netflix, and with every episode I become more convinced that this show exists only to demonstrate, by contrast, the brilliance of the original "Night of the Living Dead."

You know, I'm sad that the Patriots won the Superbowl — but I'm glad that Gronk won the Superbowl. It's a confusing way to live.

Since when can you buy a carton of 13 eggs?

"this once great nation"

Dentists in the audience: How does this work? How does it match up so well with his gum line? Why not just get a permanent implant?

I think it looks like a wizard, with hands raised, preparing to cast a powerful spell.

This is the only time I've EVER seen one of these stupid food maps/write-ups that was remotely accurate about the Plains States, which is extra hilarious since fully 95% of us look upon Yelp as an affliction for City Folk.

White people need to stop doing this shit.

Jesus fucking Christ.

Durable. Cheap. Easy to clean. No BPAs. Lid easy to replace if you lose it. Comes in many sizes. Wide mouth, so it's easy to add ice. Both microwave and fridge safe. I could go on.

Durable. Cheap. Easy to clean. No BPAs. Lid easy to replace if you lose it. Comes in many sizes. Wide mouth, so it's…

HOLY SHIT. Dude looks like a corpse.

JESUS CHRIST DOYLE SIT DOWN

The comma splice is in a different sentence.

That was my first reaction, too. I hope she also learns about comma splices and why you shouldn't use them.

"they're disgusting"

Restaurant-quality beef cuts from Double R Ranch Co. Four 7-oz. filet mignons, four 16-oz. porterhouse steak and four 12-oz. ribeye steaks."

There's something really entertaining about cats watching TV. My little terror loves watching football (and football video games), and oddly the Hunger Games. She is DEEPLY into the first HG movie.

"Why does the trans/gay/black character *have* to be a good representation? Why shouldn't they be petty, or evil, or cruel, or self-interested, just like anyone else? "