The last time anyone gave a fuck about the Dolphins is when Ace Ventura rescued Dan Marino.

It is an interesting piece of psychology to analyze the Trump voter.

Tomsula loaded up his phone with extra minutes today so he could read and laugh at this.

Great idea, but why switch the Hanks role too? What’s wrong with Paul Rudd finding him? Hollywood, you’re so boring.

The fact that he’s self-aware and in on the joke is a big part of it. Lookswise he is Chris Pine adjacent but in terms of personality he’s all about switching the script. This probably has something to do with his (real) background as a male stripper. He’s smart enough despite the tater comments—his success is proof…

THIS IS HILARIOUSLY AWESOME!!

DEAR HOLLYWOOD,

It’s in the media village, so they clearly did their research and discovered zero is the number of condoms most reporters will need.

You approve the leaks of credit can and social security numbers of regular people that did nothing wrong??

Those goal posts must be heavy every time you lift them

Thanks for admitting to the world that you can’t read.

She’s not a great orator. She’d be the first to tell you that. I listened to a podcast recently (I think it was the 538 one) that talked about the fact that a lot of what she’s GREAT at (building consensus, one-on-one interactions, bringing people over to her side, quietly commanding the respect of everyone who deals…

Hey, I caught an old Friends episode the other day. They made a joke about President Clinton and her husband. In 1996. And I clearly remember there being a ton of jokes about having two presidents at the time.

“Political correctness” has existed as long as humans have. There have always been people you didn’t dare disrespect. The only difference now is, more people are demanding their rightful respect. Boo hoo.

Do you read the articles or just enjoy the sound of your own voice

If only this were referenced somewhere, like the article above. Oh, well, I guess it’s lost to time.

They loved him in Nebraska, too. I won’t forget when he had an amazing punt against the Huskers and left the field petting Faux Pelini’s imaginary cat.

“You know this $200 million investment that fans are excited about and is tracking fantastically? We found a fanboy plot hole! Can’t have the movie! Shut it down. Shut it all down. Burn everything.”

I’m sort of happy with this, but I always pictured Eostre as being really, really, seriously curvy. More like a Christina Hendricks sort of body.

I’ve seen that shot of the joker laughing while surrounded by knives a lot, but I never noticed the baby clothes in the top right.