Chinese, Indian, and Bangladeshi clothiers do not fear the Batman.

Was she ever a ghost? I just remember her being a reanimated corpse for most of the book when she visited Shadow.

Oh my God, I totally read that in Zapp Brannigan’s voice.

The Hilltoppers are the bestern and Syracuse is sucky

We can make him tall, or we can make him not-so-tall!

My husband is one of the devs on this at Ubisoft SF, and while I’m kept in the dark as to what the finished product will be like (fun NDA times), seeing articles like this really lift my spirits and gives me great hope that all these long workdays he’s putting in will be so worth it.

LET’S BUILD A SNOWMAN!

Lately I’ve been experimenting with turning my baseball cap around so that the brim is behind me. It seems counter-productive, sure, but I feel it projects a signal that I’m ready to party and would be open to the company of hot babes.

Eli will not make the playoffs again until Brady’s last year and they slide into the playoffs at 8-8 and beat him in the Super Bowl. Brady then decides to play one more year and gets knocked out in game 3.

In the deposition, McQueary claims that when he told Bradley about what he had seen, Bradley was not shocked.

I chose you Copyright laws!

Lt. Scott Wrigglesworth: FOR THE LAST TIME, STOP ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT THE NAME!!! I’M SICK TO FUCKING DEATH OF ANSWERING THIS- oh, you mean the NBA player’s name?

“about damn time” -Steven Adams' testicles

The victim’s details have not yet been released. All we know is that his name is Richard, but he goes by Dick.

Tomsula isn’t just the sports person of the year, but janitor, tanner, aspestos remover, daycare driver, lawn maintenence, fireplace sweeper, AND scrap recycler of the year. The choice is obvious people.

If only there was some kind of convenient bed Murphy could have used.

Ryan Reynolds is the person in that pic with the most gravitas, who is obviously cringing inside at being a part of this.

OMG, Ryan Reynolds’ face in that picture.

I'm having a stroke, right? I am in a KFC right now, had one of their heart attack specials, and this story is the result of the stroke I am having, right?