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It is.

It has to with him because “hybrid warfare” is basically terrorism. Trump wants to ban Muslims from the country because of radical Islamic terrorists. Do you think he’s going to take the same stance with Russians? Doubtful.

You only get takes this hot with a free market society!

They were facing a similar set of problems in the ‘80s, particularly due to a drop in oil prices, but also because of rampant corruption. And this was under a virtual oligarchy, basically the worst sort of crony capitalism run amok. I’m not trying to say Venezuela is peachy keen right now. It absolutely isn’t. It’s

Funny how a snow ball on the Senate floor is enough for the GOP to bow to their oil industry masters and go “look cold stuff so climate change is BS” yet record heat waves isn’t enough for them to come to the counter conclusion.

If you’d read the article you linked to you’d have noted that the effect is taxon-specific, and that mussels were specifically noted not to be among the species that could increase shell thickness under conditions of increasing acidity.

Reading the article you linked to, it sounds like the shell thickening was only observed in seven of the 18 species they studied - from their examples, it sounds like mostly the complex crustaceans like lobsters and crabs, which may have developed a defense mechanism. The rest of the shells thinned as hypothesized so

They’re married!

Chinese is no harder to learn, pronounce or read then English and all its idiosyncrasies are. And that rumour you heard I’m sorry to say is ridiculous, they might speak to each other in English if only to practice and improve at it.

You still have your great-grandfather’s lederhosen, so why waste it? The price is right, and a good leather garment is durable enough to last for generations.

I tried to get a Craigslist escort to give me a jimtomsulajob one night but she didn't have any bootstraps.

Coach Tomsula?

I swear I’ve actually done three of those, although two of them are really just the same janitorial job.

Until Draper starts writing daily articles about the Mavericks.

I don’t think it’s fair to group Michael Vick in with Ray Lewis and Jameis Winston. Unlike the other two, Vick actually:

Jameis Winston frolicking in the sun with some kids, dulling our senses until we won’t even flinch the next time a play-by-play announcer mentions all the adversity Winston overcame on his way to becoming one of the faces of the NFL.

Nah, you gotta win a Super Bowl first for any of that. - Ben Roethlisberger

As a rule of thumb, if you find yourself using the terms “PC” and “SJW” in earnest, it’s time to plant a hand on each buttcheek and tug hard until you see daylight.

Those PC/SJW people are shown as not a parody on the show but the insane people they are.

Can you imagine being a grown adult who actually says things like “Social Justice Warrior.”