I hope he just chills in the parking lot all night like those times Stone Cold was locked out of the arena before inevitably breaking in with a pickup/zamboni/beer truck/etc

Men, yeah I noticed that.

Yea, becaus when you inexplicably get away with hitting people in the dick time and time again, you should just be able to get away with it forever.

He got suspended for accumulating flagrant fouls, not for hitting LeBron in the junk. If he had no other flagrants, he would still be playing tomorrow.

The Old Timers Game at Yankee Stadium has lost some of its luster since they started playing it every day.

No bat flip? These old-times have no respect for today’s game.

This is all just a long con on Nick Denton’s part to break the new union.

No matter what happens I just want to say thank you to all the Deadspin staff. I started reading your articles about 5 years ago. Before that I barely paid attention to sports news, because I thought they were all like ESPN or SI. You guys helped me to develop a greater love for sports by showing them in a more…

In the long run, we’re all dead;

Shouldn’t we be calling them the Dell Curry’s?

The White Walkers

You have to put as much DPS into the Warriors as possible in phases 1 and 2 because their rage timer is really short and once that goes off it’s a huge AOE that brings your hit points way down and if your healers aren’t top notch you’re going to succumb and the entire raid will wipe.

There was a similar sentiment out there during Shaq’s prime. ‘Take away his freakish size and athleticism and he wouldn’t even be good at basketball!’

Yeah, racial issues wouldn’t exist if those who are negatively affected by white supremacy would just shut up about it, right? And to compare what kinds of racist, misogynistic, and homophobic things FB regularly tolerates to their deleting a true statement about an actual convicted rapist is just sooo inappropriate,…

“I’m not saying that young man isn’t a cad, but with the way that young trollop acted, it’s hardly a surprise she had a man’s hand on her gams”

jacob? is that you?

Guys like this don’t fuck the willing for one or both of 2 reasons:

Actually she’s meaning you failed in your studies, not your GF.