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Support is “I love my son and am committed to getting him qualified help and helping him to be better in the future.” It is not calling sexual assault “twenty minutes of action” that “wasn’t violent.”

At least now we know where the son is getting his ideas about consent, respect of bodily autonomy, being a human being and not a giant tool, ect.

That is not defending the child’s crime, that’s defending the entire concept of rape.

“By having people like Brock educating others on college campuses is how society can begin to break the cycle of binge drinking and its unfortunate results.” - holy shit, does he really think the only lesson anyone should take away from this is not to binge drink??? How about DON’T RAPE

I stayed up late to watch this, and at one point I found myself thinking “Wow. I forgot that SportsCenter can actually be good”. Then Stephen A. came on...

this is the weird thing - Stephen A . Smith wasn’t terrible! His words were very heartfelt! (well except for him claiming that he remembered an Ali fight when he was 3, which I’ll take with a grain of salt) As I mentioned on a different post last night, last night was ESPN at it’s best - literally what’s been missing

Wow, I’ve noticed the complete opposite trend - it feels like ads with black families are more and more likely to be biracial-presenting. Specifically, the kids. More often girls than boys, but still - cream-colored or light brown with a fro of natural hair. That seems like the new aesthetic.

I hate to break it to you, but this mess is really all your daddy’s fault.

Ken Starr’s world:

KerrPow!!

I believe in economy of words. You’ve got four extra in the headline.

So that’s the crux of it, huh? You’re a fan of co-sleeping and your feelings were hurt that someone called you a weirdo? If that’s the conversation we’re having, I’ll go all-in and fully malign co-sleeping. We’re talking about two different things though, aren’t we? There’s co-sleeping that’s necessitated by poverty

You are obligated - OBLIGATED, ya hear me? - to do a special Dead Letters with all the exceptionally wacked out letters you get as a result of this.

LeBron James wears 23

If only we were all so lucky to be Sans Dan Gilbert.

Someday, that helmet catch is going to give us Eli Manning, Hall of Famer, and that’s going to be a comedy gift worth a hundred Larry Csonka smugaroos.

Thanks for stopping by, Sill Bimmons!

That’s the smell of the world burning.

Horde her? I don’t even KNOW her.

I can’t say I like the choice, she’s a fantastic actor but she’s way too young to play a character that’s a senior officer in the Air Force. I think an actress in their late 30s to mid 40s would fit better for the part. I’d heard Katheryn Winnick from Vikings bandied about and I think she fits the role perfectly with