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How is it misogynistic to suggest young men should consider the circumstances of their sexual encounters? that not all sexual encounters are healthy? That they should be proactive in choosing which situations to proceed with and which not to? These are all things we teach young women.

And filming it while their buddies have a turn? You are acting like that’s normal behavior.

so teenage boys can’t understand “this girl was forced into prostitution and it’s wrong to run a train on her,” really?

No, they were unaware of the fact that girls generally aren’t into being gang-fucked, especially with people they’ve only known for two weeks. Because that’s fucking insane.

I have this horrible habit of labeling people who distribute child porn assholes.

He recorded it troll.

Did I recreate that scene fifty times when I was a teenager? You know I did.

And if you’re still afraid of fucking up the ring purchase, just:

So he bites as an announcer, too?

“Well the good news is now your mom can finally get a belt made”

Across America, a vast and repetitive clicking noise rose into the dusty summer air. The nation’s sportswriters had awakened from their slumber. They hauled their stiff carapaces from the soil and immediately set to their only task, written into their genetic code for thousands of years: pound out stories where BOTH

RIP Bert: He's dead and Draper is wearing his skin.

The Fifth element is a MASTERPIECE.

Sorry, but The Fifth Element and Starship Troopers knew exactly what they were doing and did it well. They are not examples of “so bad it’s good.”

Could be code for “Heil Hitler” or as he does it “Hale Hitler".

I love how he says their backyard has turned into a bear hangout like that’s not the greatest thing your backyard could become

I love how British everything is: The prim and proper reporter, the wife who’s gone quietly mad and now seems to have two handmaidens in pig form, and the silent, trainer and tracksuit clad husband who clearly has much to say but only brings up the grunting over the telly.

Well, an actual report might identify instances of wrongdoing, for one.

I am 100% here for Tormund and Brienne. They are the perfect pair! A strong man who can kick ass on his own that isn’t threatened by an equally strong woman? Yassssssss. I really hope we get more of this before everything goes to shit.

Yes, there is a potential ethical problem with raising horses as professional athletes for a sport which occasionally kills them but if all goes well lets them retire to a life of fucking and rest. But are you really going to say with a straight face that the $0.99/lb roasting chickens at the grocery store aren’t the