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Hear Hear sister! It started when I was the first girl to wear a bra in middle school, and was ruthlessly bullied by a girl whose name I still remember to this day, and her army of skanks. Moving on to being hit on by my high school teacher, another girl starting rumors about me that I’d had breast implants (at 15

This exact scenario has happened to me my whole life. I have a very distinct memory of wearing a tank top in high school gym and being told never to wear it again. I pointed out a girl in the class wearing the same exact shirt, and was told “it’s different on her”.

It’s not. It’s fucking AWFUL having large breasts and you DO get treated like an asshole by asshole ALL.THE.TIME.

I'm pretty sure I read a gym response in which they claimed she should have been wearing proper athletic attire or whatever. They have no denied that it happened. Unless I missed something...

As a large busted lady, I can tell you from experience: big titties look like big titties, no matter what you cover them up with.

I have just finally gotten to the point in life where I am comfortable wearing tops that aren’t super loose or conservative because of all of the shit I got in middle school and high school for having large breasts in proportion to my frame. Fuck those supervisors for pulling that bullshit. It is that type of behavior

If you have a robot read Rovell’s tweets it creates an infinite loop where the only sound that comes out is a steady thin metallic screeching

Ahem. The show is called “Preacher,” and you were hoping that there wouldn’t be much religion?

Makes sense

if it wasn’t for Gawker blogs I wouldn’t get my weekly allotment of “hot takes”.

Counter-counterpoint: Yesterday I watched my cat totally destroy a mouse. Good cat, this is why I scoop your shit.

Fuck off, cats are the shit.

Huh. I don't think the Madden Curse has claimed anyone via STD yet, so that's cool.

I don’t hate gay people! I just like using really deragatory words that imply being gay is equivalent to being an outcast that everyone hates! Why would people think those two things are related at all?!?

But it’s remarkable how much some people—Twitter eggs and Facebook uncles who bitch about their freedom of speech being corrupted because other people had the gall to exercise theirs—really want to hang onto their gay jokes.

Infrastructure isn’t the way to go? Spoken like a true patriot.

You know the corporate manipulation and you’re still blaming women? Fuck you and your fedora. And the word is “restaurateurs.”

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rest area bathroom? really? you know right next to the drink cooler at that same service station is the soda dispenser and it serves cold, clean filtered water. they have ice too.

that plastic is no bueno and breaks down over time leeching toxic shit into the water you pour in there.