It’s in the media village, so they clearly did their research and discovered zero is the number of condoms most reporters will need.

Those goal posts must be heavy every time you lift them

She’s not a great orator. She’d be the first to tell you that. I listened to a podcast recently (I think it was the 538 one) that talked about the fact that a lot of what she’s GREAT at (building consensus, one-on-one interactions, bringing people over to her side, quietly commanding the respect of everyone who deals…

Hey, I caught an old Friends episode the other day. They made a joke about President Clinton and her husband. In 1996. And I clearly remember there being a ton of jokes about having two presidents at the time.

“Political correctness” has existed as long as humans have. There have always been people you didn’t dare disrespect. The only difference now is, more people are demanding their rightful respect. Boo hoo.

Do you read the articles or just enjoy the sound of your own voice

If only this were referenced somewhere, like the article above. Oh, well, I guess it’s lost to time.

They loved him in Nebraska, too. I won’t forget when he had an amazing punt against the Huskers and left the field petting Faux Pelini’s imaginary cat.

The Hilltoppers are the bestern and Syracuse is sucky

We can make him tall, or we can make him not-so-tall!

My husband is one of the devs on this at Ubisoft SF, and while I’m kept in the dark as to what the finished product will be like (fun NDA times), seeing articles like this really lift my spirits and gives me great hope that all these long workdays he’s putting in will be so worth it.

LET’S BUILD A SNOWMAN!

Lately I’ve been experimenting with turning my baseball cap around so that the brim is behind me. It seems counter-productive, sure, but I feel it projects a signal that I’m ready to party and would be open to the company of hot babes.

Eli will not make the playoffs again until Brady’s last year and they slide into the playoffs at 8-8 and beat him in the Super Bowl. Brady then decides to play one more year and gets knocked out in game 3.

In the deposition, McQueary claims that when he told Bradley about what he had seen, Bradley was not shocked.

I chose you Copyright laws!

Lt. Scott Wrigglesworth: FOR THE LAST TIME, STOP ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT THE NAME!!! I’M SICK TO FUCKING DEATH OF ANSWERING THIS- oh, you mean the NBA player’s name?

“about damn time” -Steven Adams' testicles

The victim’s details have not yet been released. All we know is that his name is Richard, but he goes by Dick.