Tomsula isn’t just the sports person of the year, but janitor, tanner, aspestos remover, daycare driver, lawn maintenence, fireplace sweeper, AND scrap recycler of the year. The choice is obvious people.

If only there was some kind of convenient bed Murphy could have used.

Ryan Reynolds is the person in that pic with the most gravitas, who is obviously cringing inside at being a part of this.

OMG, Ryan Reynolds’ face in that picture.

It is.

It has to with him because “hybrid warfare” is basically terrorism. Trump wants to ban Muslims from the country because of radical Islamic terrorists. Do you think he’s going to take the same stance with Russians? Doubtful.

You only get takes this hot with a free market society!

They were facing a similar set of problems in the ‘80s, particularly due to a drop in oil prices, but also because of rampant corruption. And this was under a virtual oligarchy, basically the worst sort of crony capitalism run amok. I’m not trying to say Venezuela is peachy keen right now. It absolutely isn’t. It’s…

They’re married!

Chinese is no harder to learn, pronounce or read then English and all its idiosyncrasies are. And that rumour you heard I’m sorry to say is ridiculous, they might speak to each other in English if only to practice and improve at it.

You still have your great-grandfather’s lederhosen, so why waste it? The price is right, and a good leather garment is durable enough to last for generations.

I tried to get a Craigslist escort to give me a jimtomsulajob one night but she didn't have any bootstraps.

Coach Tomsula?

I swear I’ve actually done three of those, although two of them are really just the same janitorial job.

Until Draper starts writing daily articles about the Mavericks.

I don’t think it’s fair to group Michael Vick in with Ray Lewis and Jameis Winston. Unlike the other two, Vick actually:

Jameis Winston frolicking in the sun with some kids, dulling our senses until we won’t even flinch the next time a play-by-play announcer mentions all the adversity Winston overcame on his way to becoming one of the faces of the NFL.

Nah, you gotta win a Super Bowl first for any of that. - Ben Roethlisberger

If somebody were to write a book about the history of great NBA defensive players there would be rare mentions of gentlemen.

The Old Timers Game at Yankee Stadium has lost some of its luster since they started playing it every day.