KerrPow!!

I believe in economy of words. You’ve got four extra in the headline.

So that’s the crux of it, huh? You’re a fan of co-sleeping and your feelings were hurt that someone called you a weirdo? If that’s the conversation we’re having, I’ll go all-in and fully malign co-sleeping. We’re talking about two different things though, aren’t we? There’s co-sleeping that’s necessitated by poverty…

You are obligated - OBLIGATED, ya hear me? - to do a special Dead Letters with all the exceptionally wacked out letters you get as a result of this.

LeBron James wears 23

If only we were all so lucky to be Sans Dan Gilbert.

Someday, that helmet catch is going to give us Eli Manning, Hall of Famer, and that’s going to be a comedy gift worth a hundred Larry Csonka smugaroos.

Thanks for stopping by, Sill Bimmons!

That’s the smell of the world burning.

Horde her? I don’t even KNOW her.

How is it misogynistic to suggest young men should consider the circumstances of their sexual encounters? that not all sexual encounters are healthy? That they should be proactive in choosing which situations to proceed with and which not to? These are all things we teach young women.

And filming it while their buddies have a turn? You are acting like that’s normal behavior.

so teenage boys can’t understand “this girl was forced into prostitution and it’s wrong to run a train on her,” really?

No, they were unaware of the fact that girls generally aren’t into being gang-fucked, especially with people they’ve only known for two weeks. Because that’s fucking insane.

I have this horrible habit of labeling people who distribute child porn assholes.

He recorded it troll.

Did I recreate that scene fifty times when I was a teenager? You know I did.

And if you’re still afraid of fucking up the ring purchase, just:

So he bites as an announcer, too?

“Well the good news is now your mom can finally get a belt made”