That’s just great MOTOR and WANTING IT MORE. He’s like the JJ Watt of jacking it.

For some people, it's about the journey. For others, the destination.

Satisfying the rabbit hole is also a great euphemism for jilling it.

I am very happy for Jean Ralphios sister even if she is THE WORSSSSSST.

Do you guys just look for an excuse to be snarky? Michael Phelps, as ridiculous as he is, is probably shirtless because he’s practicing skin to skin contact with his child, something that promotes intimacy with fathers and their babies. Christ.

The fact that you’re a former soldier and don’t see the difference between this and someone giving a nazi salute frightens the hell out of me.

You equating BLM with Nazism says all there is to know about you.

Yes. Mainly because that’s completely and obviously different.

What’s better, make him a felon and throw him in jail for a few years, have him come out and most likely be unable to find a reasonable job? Then we’ll complain he and other low-earners are hurting the economy. Seems like we can stop this cycle by forgiving 17 year olds who made a very idiotic—that ultimately would be…

Did you hear about this via tips@deadspin.com?

69 counts of indecent exposure? Nice.

It didn't go anywhere, WillrowHood. The guitar was in your heart the whole time.

The Hard Times hits it out of the park...

Have heard an apocryphal story where someone asked Eric Clapton what it felt like to be the greatest guitar player on the planet. His response: “I don’t know. Ask Prince.”

“It’s just so sad that he died of the flu.”

I sincerely mean this: screw sports for today. Please just spend the day posting Prince videos.

Everyone knows which means there’s no point in saying it as though it’s some amazing revelation, but if you’re desperate to be dull you still can anyway as long as you’re not a colossal fucking dickspittle about it. You failed, now fuck off.

Hot take, brah.