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Unpopular opinion: zoos done right are ok. Yes the animal is sacrificing something for our gain, and that is a sad truth and one we should tell our children and always be aware of, but a zoo with a focus on conservancy and education rather than a focus in fun and silliness is a worthwhile thing, in my opinion.

“Respect the unwritten rules of baseball”

A wizard killed JFK? Was it Merlin?

Making America Great Again The Right Way.

I went to high school with the person who wrote this article!

I love carefree and weird their parents allow them to be.

YES Jaden! Clean Up The Ocean! Be The Change You Wish To See Etc!

“How can I explain away this boner?”

Last time Serena taught me how to dance, I almost got shot. Apparently white dudes aren’t supposed to c-walk.

I didn’t know anything about Serena outside of what I’ve seen from her on the tennis court and in post-match interviews. This is great! She seems fun and I want to hang out with her.

I would argue, that Serena Williams is the closest analog that we have to Diana Prince (Wonder Woman), on Earth.

In this exchange, you can see just how easy it is for someone like Hardy to get away with domestic abuse. All you have to do is seem NICE, and be personable, and look somewhat even halfway chastened, and the Adam Schefters of the world will believe you, just because you shook their hand.

We’re in the darkest timeline.

Who’s a good blogger? Samer is a good blogger, yes he is!

I really have to commend the staff at Jezebel for their input today. I’ve always said that the one thing that Deadspin’s readers have been completely missing out on is a woman’s touch.

:( I tried adopting Melo but he was missing his shots.

A dream of mine: Dwayne Johnson x Idris Elba buddy movie.

Very much on board with this STRONG take. Madeleine you’ve made a fan for life.

“Excuse me, ma’am? Ma’am!? Do you have a minute to discuss ethics in gaming journalism?” MA’AM?!?”

First Cloney, outfitted in a fedora and overcoat, physically tried to stop Switzer, but she avoided his clutches.