The Pythons, while doing a tour in the US, were invited to trash their hotel room. Apparently the press for the hotels is really good, so they really enjoy it when that happens. And they, being British responded ‘Oh, no no no.’ The hotel owner kept insisting. Finally Michael Palin went into the bathroom and broke a…
Bill Murray splashes booze around everywhere.
Outstanding. I bet that still plagues Kanye’s nightmares. You are my hero.
If you’re a dick to your waitress, I take food off your table. It’s a fair policy, I’ve found.
I don’t have any major-celebrity encounters but some weird good ones, James MacArthur (the original Danno from Hawaii 5-0) was a neighbor of my grandparents in Waikiki and occasionally while on his daily walk he’d have a chat with my grandfather.
made a burner account cos i had to tell this story:
a couple of years ago, a friend and i were WASTED at a bar for some coworker of hers’ birthday party. i didn’t know the person whose party it was (like i said, we were hammered), but we did manage to enough to notice kanye west and jay z among the attendees. the…
Remarkably so. I met him when he was president and he was damn sexy. ew! but really, he was!
I went to see a screening of the second Boondock Saints film (for all its deep and obvious flaws, I have an abiding fondness for the original, entirely because of the gorgeous men and all the homoeroticism) that included a panel discussion with Troy Duffy and a few of the actors afterward. The move was so awful I…
It was a typical night out at the bars in Minneapolis & was having a great time talking to a really nice guy. In the middle of a sentence, Josh Hartnett bounds up to the guy and drags him away while shouting, “No. Beer googles, dude. No. Beer goggles. Beer goggles. No. No. No. No. Take off your beer goggles. No. No.…
I went to St. Andrews for university, so we had quite a few golf-loving celebs come through, especially during the Dunhill Cup. At one point I went out with a couple of my friends from hall to go watch some of it, and it was just as boring as you’d expect from, y’know, golf. So we’re talking about how boring it is and…
Not on Rex Manning day!
Gary Oldman is just so damn good in this. Everyone should see this movie.
The “darkness” you talk about can be summed up in two words: Gertrude Baniszewski. The occult, to whatever degree it was involved, was just an excuse Gertrude and her drones used to torture this poor girl. Don’t deflect the responsibility from where it should be focused with supernatural nonsense, please.
I just sent this in but I am a grey and it probably won’t get read. In negotiations for a three-some with my current male lover we had a plan whereby I was having a promising third man (who is bi) over. I was to warm him up to the idea and then invite lover #1 over. I wrote: “He is adorable. I can’t wait to have you…
“I know I’m not the most handsome guy, but I bet I’d look a lot better with your pussy juice all over my face.”
“I want to push your head down really hard while you give me head”
Someone once sent me : “After a lot of practice, I have perfected Santa’s technique of cumming down your chimney. I’ve got to show you.”
One of the first texts I remember receiving from Mr. VonQueso: “I would hump the shit out of you.”