I think Freddie Rumsen has the best line of the series:

On the plus side you have Sally near the top and Glen dead last. I’m hoping they close the loop on him saying he’s MIA in country.

What everybody is thinking:

she can pick up her baller status card at any local baller status registry.

I’ll go if people cosplay as George Clooney and David O’ Russell and reenact their on set fist fight.

Would have been cute to have our cat in our wedding (my husband pulled her out of the engine of a car, he loves her so much but she hates him with a fiery passion), but she would have just eaten all the flowers and thrown up everywhere.

Yeah but when people say that it’s a low key way of saying, “Please stop talking about racism because it makes me uncomfortable”. Dismissing what’s happening now will not change the future. Again, tell the white people all of this, “we are all one race” bullshit. Not the black people who are yelling, “we are all one…

From where I stand, the “New Black” has been around for at least as long as Bill Cosby and Sammy Davis Jr., although not under that name. It’s simply “black people that white people don’t find threatening.” I can think of some possible determining factors — fame, affluence, even “talking white” or “acting white”.

I see it only as fueling the "nah, you're one of the "good ones"" rhetoric.

I think for Raven-Simon a lot of it has to do with her queer ness and the Black community’s discomfort with homosexuality.

i’d like to visit your utopia sometime

Maybe ask white people why we can’t all be people.

This race thing is just so stupid.

Since being “New Black” (aka casual negros, aka uncle toms lite) became en vogue with a certain type of black person. Since the utter bullshit that is respectability politics, coupled with the pathological desire for white acceptance, became a viable path to ending racism in the minds of self hating black people.…

The girl who is famous for talking shit about the other girl who is famous for doing nothing. I love life.

Seriously. Amber Rose flies commercial? I mean how is that even possible with how many albums she’s sol....the gross of her last big movi...the ratings on her hit TV sh...

Ignorant, yes, insofar that she isn’t versed on the nuances of hormone therapy and its effects.

>Lemon grab a divisive character.

You couldn’t have gone with “We managed to get our hands on the Dong video”?

In was in the car with my mom, on my way to run an errand. She took my time in car captivity to ask 17-year-old me about a girl in town who had died from OD-ing on ecstasy. My mom asked me about “the ecstasy” and I was all snarky, like “what do you know about drugs, MOM?” [eye roll] She responded “You know, the one…