You forgot to mention that Snyder, genius that he is, decided to borrow one of the only consistently mockable elements of Nolan’s Batman — the fucking Batvoice — and make it even goofier.

“I AM CYBORG BATMAN”

Funny you should mention the ol’ floorshitter...

I wonder if Mr. Teatime is based off of Jesse Pomeroy. (The eye, boyish, sadist personality, etc)

You answered the question yourself. It’s the violation of bodily integrity that makes the difference here, imo.

You know what’s funny? Sometimes, attractive women never get asked out on dates, because their male friends all think they are “out of their league.”

My wife and I have been married for going on five years now, and we were dating for three years prior to that. Since I’m a hardcore geek and Steve Buscemi lookalike (I’ve been asked if I was his son before), and she’s the most breathtakingly gorgeous woman I’ve ever met, I have always felt that she is definitely out…

Simple advice to number 1 — let her say no — don’t do it for her. Show her what you have to offer (get your heads out of NSFW here) and if it is, it is, if it’s not move on.

The flaw of the “leagues” is that you’re assuming you know what someone else is looking for.

What’s exactly “being out of the league”?
Guys always say that and most times, as I see it. “different leagues” basically mean “she is not interested in you because you have nothing, absolutely NOTHING in common”
Of course the person throwing the league card think they can function because they are attracted to the…

I’ve been the girl in the first case, and it always makes me sad (1) when I know that things that I’m “good” at scare other people away from me, (2) that people can’t see all the things that make me a human who needs other humans to love her, and (3) when people assume that being, e.g., really smart means that you’d…

Harris, You could have saved PAGES of this response by simply posting these two photos:

“Beep boop borp. Ladder theory. Shit test. Bitch shield. I will die alone. Boop bip bop.”

Dear Duke,

George Clooney has famously gone out with women who are not celebs.

First of all: you’d be surprised at how many celebs date non celebrities.

Second: the issue with Mila Kunis x McDonalds Guy isn’t about leagues, it’s about compatible lifestyles. Actors and celebs tend to date other actors and celebs because a) those are the people they spend the most time with and b) they have…

http://www.autostraddle.com/effing-dykes-w…

Girl, this is an intervention.

Grow some balls and ask S. Problem out. If she says no, so be it. If she says yes, you would kick yourself for not asking her out sooner.

“Out of your league” is subjective. My wife is way out of my league. She’s literally the best person I know. I think she’s the most beautiful woman on the planet and she gave birth to and watches our kids while I’m at work. I’ve never heard her say a negative thing about anyone, ever. She may not be any other man’s…

Good advice on the first one there, Dr. There are no leagues. There is no objective standard of physical attraction etc etc etc. The major barrier this letter writer has is self-doubt. Spot on, Dr!