Abita Purple Haze is bad. It is a bad beer. This is not because it is a fruit beer; there are many varieties of fruity beer which are drinkable and even lovely in their own way. Abita Purple Haze is bad because it tastes bad and makes your body feel worse. It is like drinking rotten raspberry jam, mixed with a wine…

Making bombs is bad.

A perfect Disney beer: a weak imitation of something real

Purple Haze, like all Abita beers, is pure shit in bottled form. The brewery does a disservice to the reputation of plenty of good Big Easy breweries like Nola, Bayou Teche, and Tin Roof. Just because our beer is available to northern yankees, doesn't mean you have to drink it. In fact, don't.

Rage first, kitten second. May you find balance.

Ok so... we can’t have abortions, we can’t miscarry, we have to give birth, adoptees have to jump through hoops, but... our rapist can get us pregnant and then take partial custody?

If we, as a nation, can raise $862,000 in a day to cater a hypothetical gay wedding with hate pizza, I’d like to think that we could afford $5 million per year to not further cause harm to rape victims.

There is a distressing lack of this picture in this thread. Being a good samaritan, I sought to rectify that immediately.

Operation Ram Cowherd was a failure.

Sure. I mean, I can’t offer any advice on this. I’m basically a (barely) functioning drunk.

no no no, write drunk, edit drunk (delete delete delete), proofread sober

Says who? I’m drunk as hell right now

I was relieved to learn the headline was discussing two completely separate topics.

It’s Texas, so the law says that’s a baby in there, doesn’t this video make the cop guilty of child abuse?

Clearly officers would be safer if they didn't have a weapon for the public to lunge at.

hitting a pregnant woman. While wearing a badge and sworn to ‘protect and serve’. Because even on the hitting women front, apparently they need to go bigger in Texas.

It just never ends. Isn’t it clear yet that the entire fundamental nature of policing in this country is broken? We employ them to protect us from bad people and serve their communities. But what they actually do, nearly everywhere, is bully and do harm.

But he said the unidentified deputy told investigators that she loosened his ammunition belt in the struggle.

Definitely, the way to empower women and help them feel powerful is to tell them what to wear.

"Sorry, I thought you were black."